Steel Samurai Theme Song (Path To Glory)


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Steel Samurai Theme Song
Appears in: Turnabout Samurai
Features: Announcer, The Evil Magistrate, The Steel Samurai
Dee Vasquez, Penny Nichols, Wendy Oldbag
Reprised In: The Samurai Always Wins

Lyrics: TriforceBun, lalalei2001
Melody: TriforceBun
Accompaniment: Big England, Shawni
For justice that is great!


Steel Samurai Theme Song is the twelfth song in the musical.


Steel Samurai Theme Song is the opening to Act II. As the name states, it's the theme song to "The Steel Samurai"; a popular children's television series. Maya is a diehard fan of the series, though when this song actually features in the musical, it is Phoenix who is watching the show as he puzzels over its popularity. In the musical, Phoenix and Maya talk over the majority of the song.

The song is purposely written to sound like a poorly translated opening to an anime or Asian drama. However, the first couple stanzas were actually taken from the song The Samurai Always Wins, which was written first despite the fact that it features chrolonologically later. Thus, the first couple stanzas have better rhythm and wording, and don't sound as humorously stilted as the rest of the song.  


 

 

MAGISTRATE: [spoken]
Hurha! You, the Steel Samurai, have disgraced me for the last time. The moon, pale in the sky, cries out for vengeance.

STEEL SAMURAI:
Cries for vengeance? No, the pale moon cries for you! For it knows, this will be the last you see of it! See you in hell, EVIL MAGISTRATE!

ALL TOGETHER NOW:
Whhhooooooo! Grrraaaaaaaah!

ANNOUNCER:
The warrior’s swords gleam and strike in the glow of the moon. One has fallen...but who? Only the pale moon knows...
[Suddenly happy] And you can too! Stay tuned for the next exciting episode: “The Dark Messenger Returns!”

VASQUEZ: [sung]
When the moon is bright
With a pale, blue light
And trouble is nearby

VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG:
Only one man fights
For what is right
The Steel Samurai

VASQUEZ:
And all heroes know
When it's time to go
And face their destined fate
For who should show
But his deadly foe

VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG:
The Evil Magistrate

VASQUEZ:
The Samurai will always fight for Justice that is Great!

EVIL MAGISTRATE:
Samurai...
FIGHT! FIGHT!

VASQUEZ:
When the villains come
And innocents run
He enters all aglow

STEEL SAMURAI:
Hut!

VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG:
He fights alone
To defend his home
Neo Olde Tokyo

EVIL MAGISTRATE:
Hoo! Huh!

VASQUEZ:
'Cause he'll really break
The Magistrate
And make it all turn great

STEEL SAMURAI:
Wooooooooah...!

VASQUEZ:
'Cause the Samurai's shown
He's always known

VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG:
The villain's ultimate fate

VASQUEZ:
He fights for truth

VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG:
And the bad guys can't escape!

PENNY: [spoken]
Please watch The Steel Samurai in a well lighted area
As far back from the television set as possible

STEEL SAMURAI:
And remember kids! Winners don't do drugs!

ANNOUNCER:
Brought to you by...

VASQUEZ:
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