Announcer, The Evil Magistrate, The Steel Samurai Dee Vasquez, Penny Nichols, Wendy Oldbag
Reprised In:
The Samurai Always Wins
Lyrics:
TriforceBun, lalalei2001
Melody:
TriforceBun
Accompaniment:
Big England, Shawni
For justice that is great!
Steel Samurai Theme Song is the twelfth song in the musical.
Steel Samurai Theme Song is the opening to Act II. As the name states, it's the theme song to "The Steel Samurai"; a popular children's television series. Maya is a diehard fan of the series, though when this song actually features in the musical, it is Phoenix who is watching the show as he puzzels over its popularity. In the musical, Phoenix and Maya talk over the majority of the song.
The song is purposely written to sound like a poorly translated opening to an anime or Asian drama. However, the first couple stanzas were actually taken from the song The Samurai Always Wins, which was written first despite the fact that it features chrolonologically later. Thus, the first couple stanzas have better rhythm and wording, and don't sound as humorously stilted as the rest of the song.
MAGISTRATE: [spoken] Hurha! You, the Steel Samurai, have disgraced me for the last time. The moon, pale in the sky, cries out for vengeance.
STEEL SAMURAI: Cries for vengeance? No, the pale moon cries for you! For it knows, this will be the last you see of it! See you in hell, EVIL MAGISTRATE!
ALL TOGETHER NOW: Whhhooooooo! Grrraaaaaaaah!
ANNOUNCER: The warrior’s swords gleam and strike in the glow of the moon. One has fallen...but who? Only the pale moon knows... [Suddenly happy] And you can too! Stay tuned for the next exciting episode: “The Dark Messenger Returns!”
VASQUEZ: [sung] When the moon is bright With a pale, blue light And trouble is nearby
VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG: Only one man fights For what is right The Steel Samurai
VASQUEZ: And all heroes know When it's time to go And face their destined fate For who should show But his deadly foe
VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG: The Evil Magistrate
VASQUEZ: The Samurai will always fight for Justice that is Great!
EVIL MAGISTRATE: Samurai... FIGHT! FIGHT!
VASQUEZ: When the villains come And innocents run He enters all aglow
STEEL SAMURAI: Hut!
VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG: He fights alone To defend his home Neo Olde Tokyo
EVIL MAGISTRATE: Hoo! Huh!
VASQUEZ: 'Cause he'll really break The Magistrate And make it all turn great
STEEL SAMURAI: Wooooooooah...!
VASQUEZ: 'Cause the Samurai's shown He's always known
VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG: The villain's ultimate fate
VASQUEZ: He fights for truth
VASQUEZ/PENNY/OLDBAG: And the bad guys can't escape!
PENNY: [spoken] Please watch The Steel Samurai in a well lighted area As far back from the television set as possible
STEEL SAMURAI: And remember kids! Winners don't do drugs!