Pasta Shop (The Wet Noodle Jingle)


Track Number: 24
Length:1:35
Appears In:Act III
Credits
Lyrics:Donald Serrot
Melody:Comfortably Numb
Instrumental:Plankton614


Pasta Shop is the jingle for the Wet Noodle restaurant, as sung by the crazy old caretaker of the boat shop. It is one of the three gag songs in the musical. 

 


CAST:
Yanni Yogi,
Phoenix Wright

 


PHOENIX:  [spoken]
Well, sure, we'll run the Wet Noodle when you're gone. Oh... Can we--
  
YOGI:Awww, Keithy! That's great news! Now we can really get things moving here!
I even wrote a little jingle for commercials!
  
PHOENIX:I mean... That's... nice. But I, uh, I have to--
  
YOGI:AHEM! Mi mi mi mi miiiii!
  
PHOENIX:[sighs]
Oh no... This is gonna be another Grossberg...
  
YOGI:[sung]
Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Pasta shop!
Pasta everywhere!
Pasta shop!
Pasta in your hair!

We've got all kinds of pasta
for you to enjoy!
With Meg my lovely daughter
and Keith my only boy!

Pasta shop!
Pasta everywhere!
Pasta shop!
Pasta in your hair!

The Wet Noodle's where it's at
to get a real good deal
the best place by the lake
for a tasty meal!

Pasta shop!
Pasta everywhere!
Pasta shop!
Pasta in your hair!

Just take a look at the menu
For it is sure to please!
So pop a cork and grab a fork
And try some rainbowlini!

Ohhhhhhhhhh!
  
PHOENIX:  [spoken]
OBJECTION! 
Excuse me... uh, dad? Look, that's nice and all, but may I ask you some questions?
  
YOGI:Keith! You know better than to interrupt someone like that!
  
PHOENIX:Ah! I-I'm so sorry, I...!
  
YOGI:Why I... I oughta... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
  
PHOENIX:He fell asleep! 

 


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